I'm sure that a number of my colleagues will be discussing the state of education in Texas, but since I'm not very original, I'll do the same. Since I'm not very positive either, I'll be pointing out what's wrong with it (there's a whole lot of stuff, so I might miss some). Hopefully, I'll be able to come up with a solution before the staff at the Wendy's near my aparment--the place closest to me with free computer access--wonders why I've taken two hours to eat four items of the Value Menu and ask me to leave.
Since the subject of public ed in Texas is pretty friggin huge, I'll be sticking to the recent actions of the State Board of Education (SBOE). The fifteen member elected group is two thirds Republican. Four of its members come from the DFW area and three from the Houston area; San Antonio is the only other city with multiple representatives, with two. The others are scatterd over the state, although none are based in Austin. Five of the members have actual teaching experience, while the others are lawyers, real estate brokers, or small business owners.
In 2009, the SBOE passed a measure involving science aptitude tests wherein the student is expected "to analyze and evaluate scientific explanations using empirical evidence, logical reasoning, and experimental and observational testing..." Basically, students are supposed to use the scientific method on science tests (shocking, no?). However, I find this extraordinary, given the other matter of the makeup of the SBOE: seven are self-declared creationists, which makes this revision seem unlikely at best. How, on a board which is almost fifty percent creationist, can a revision pass in which the scientific method is okayed?
What I forgot to do, when reading this, was to define all of the terms above. A scientific explanation can start with "In the beginning." Empirical evidence includes the Bible. Logical reasoning can be aided and abetted by one's priest as easily as by one's science teacher. Experimental and observational testing involves saying, "If you didn't create the world in seven days, give me a sign, oh lord." Science, clearly, is an elastic word, especially to those in charge of regulating the education of Texas' children. Their (SBOE's) goal in the short run is to have creationism taught as a viable alternative to evolution and for the former to supercede the latter entirely in the long run. This, of course, strikes me as ironic as it shows a clear instance of (un)natural selection.
However much I may disagree with the "science" of the SBOE--enough to do it and most of its members lasting damage--there is another aspect of this which is even bleaker. By allowing Texas kids to learn that the earth is a couple million years old and that we aren't related to apes, we are disadvantaging the youth of today as much as if we were giving them meth on Halloween. None of these kids are going to be able to work in medicine or engineering if they're taught that people get AIDS as a repayment for sin or that the plane with Mommy and Daddy on it crashed because it was god's will rather than a mechanical failure. If this measure isn't cut down now, it it manages to expand until it squeezes out evolution because a small group of nutjobs thinks that it should, then the students are completely screwed.
Solution: regulate the damned SBOE. Vote. Not all Republicans think that god=logic. Any person who doesn't want his or her children cheated out of an education, write to your congressional representative. Write to the SBOE. Stage protests in front of its office. Hell, make death threats to keep them from going into session if its necessary. Ask the president to make a national oversight board that won't allow stupid stuff like this to happen.
I thought that we'd cleared up this bullcrap during the Scopes Monkey trial.
Of course, if all this comes to pass as I fear it might, it won't affect me too much. I'll have fled the country years before, and I won't be coming back.